Happy New Year Funny SMS Messages Status 2016

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Happy New Year Funny SMS Messages Status 2016

Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
TO Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It is defined as, ‘Without Information Fighting Every time’
WIFE says: No, it means ‘With Idiot for Ever’
Happy New Year 2016

A 2016 New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

My 2016 new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

2016 New Year Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper. 

My 2016 New Years resolution is 1080p  ^_^

I'm getting drunk just thinking about tomorrow night. 

My 2016 New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions. I have only one resolution. 

To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. 

Bhagwan kare aap ko ek
Crore rupay
Sey bhara howa bag mile
Har ek note
Pe likha ho

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